Surgeon Simulator 2013, the greatest game ever made.
Posted January 29th 2013
Surgeon Simulator 2013: The Greatest Game Ever.
Have you ever wanted an incredibly intricate game that depicts a real life emergency room environment, one in which you are timed against the clock and must perform a plethora of difficult and adrenaline inducing operations? Well if you have, then you are out of luck. However, if you ever wanted to savagely smash a “surgical” hammer into a poor guy’s ribcage whilst replacing his heart with a radio, then I have the perfect game for you!
Surgeon Simulator 2013 implements physics and controls reminiscent to that of QWOP, with similarly chuckle-worthy results.
There are many simulator games out there,Train Simulator and Farm Simulator to name a few, however neither of those two give the satisfaction of sawing through a patient’s ventricles, delicately displacing his heart with the butt of a bone saw, and all the while humming along to the Casualty theme tune, now, do they?
Check out the video below for a little tutorial on how to perform heart surgery the right way.